BritishJuggernaut's Unofficial Nerdcore Site
What's dropping and what dropped recently.
Weekly top songs, the year's best songs, and more.
Full lyric pages for every nerdcore song.
Upcoming and past nerdcore concerts, conventions, livestreams, and other events.
What changed, when it changed, and what got added.
A small thing about the person who made this site.
Pick an artist browse by franchise/show/character.
Tracks upcoming releases and songs dropped over the past month.
Weekly top songs, the year's best songs, and more.
Concerts, conventions, charity events, livestreams, and other nerdcore events.
A running record of what changed in the archive.
The address you followed doesn't point to an archived entry. It may have moved, been removed, or simply never made it onto the shelves.
The good news: the archive itself is still intact. The missing page is the problem, not you.
Location: a family pizzeria that, in hindsight, should have closed several red flags ago. Four animatronic performers, a bear, a bunny, a chicken, and a fox, pulled from the show floor for reasons the paperwork lists only as "biting incident, unrelated to the other biting incident", were left powered on and unsupervised overnight, for reasons no manager has ever explained with a straight face.
Missing persons: five, by the official count. The company's statement blamed "a malfunction" and reopened the restaurant a week later as if nothing had happened, which everyone found very reassuring.
Suspect: a man in a purple uniform, present on no surviving camera footage, described by no two witnesses the same way, and eventually located, much later, wearing a very different suit than he started in, fused to some springlocks that were never rated for that kind of pressure.
Night guard employment records: extensive. Turnover: also extensive. Exit interviews mostly consist of the word "no" repeated at increasing volume into a tape recorder.
Current status of the animatronics: several. All technically accounted for. None of them anywhere they're supposed to be. The archivist would like it on record that she did not sign up for this when she agreed to run a nerdcore lyrics site.
Back away slowly, toward home.
Filename on the drive was just a string of numbers. No artist tag, no album art, no date. Whoever uploaded it never came back to finish the metadata, and the account it came from was deleted before anyone thought to ask.
Partial lyrics recovered from a scratch document sitting next to it: "if you can hear this, the room already has one more door than it did" repeated three times with slightly different word order each time, like whoever wrote it kept almost remembering something.
A second file, clearly meant to be the actual audio, is 0 seconds long according to every player that's tried to open it, and yet the waveform preview shows what looks like a full three minute track.
The archivist has chosen not to investigate further. The archivist would like it noted that this was a completely reasonable decision.
Leave the way you came.
Every archive has a place like this. Not linked from anywhere, not mentioned in the changelog, reachable only if you already knew to look.
Somewhere below the lyrics sheet and the release calendar, past the cache keys and the cover art, something small and quiet is still listening.
It doesn't want anything from you. It just wanted you to know it was here.
Climb back to the surface.
| Designation | The page at #/changelog |
| Containment | None currently in effect. Anomaly is permitted to update itself. |
| Description | Entries appear on the changelog page with no corresponding edit ever made by site staff. When asked, the archivist insists she wrote every one of them herself, at times she cannot recall, in a tone she does not use. |
Personnel are reminded not to read more than three entries back to back. No official reason has been given for this guideline. The guideline predates the changelog itself.
This notice was not authored by anyone currently on staff.
File this under "fine, actually."
> INITIATING THAW SEQUENCE…
> POD STATUS: STABLE
> RESIDENT: "LYRICS.DOC"
> TIME IN CRYO-STASIS: CALCULATING…
> DEFROSTING…
Line 1: illegible (freezer burn)
Line 2: illegible (freezer burn)
Line 3: something about a chorus, possibly
Line 4: "[Verse 2]" — the rest did not survive the thaw
War. War never changes. Neither does an unfinished lyrics doc.
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